If you care about the cool internet blogosphere music community people, you will recognize Helm for his insightful commentary and his deep dedication to heavy metal. He is also a brutally talented artist (see the illustration above), and his work is visible on his blog ASides-BSides. This mix features some awesome weirdo "techno thrash" bands, as well as one of the coolest bands that I've heard in awhile, Socrates Drank the Conium. Once again, my guest poster wrote a lot, so I will shut up.
Hello. I am Helm from Asides-Bsides. I listen to a lot of Heavy Metal and sometimes write about it. Todd Nief of Primitive Future asked me to do just that for you so here's a mixtape and some notes on the songs below.
Waking up today was strange. I suffered from peculiar post-apocalyptic 'digital life' nightmares that I couldn't awaken from. Lots of shit went down but dreams being what they are, most of it is hazy now. All I remember is at the end of the dream I was too afraid to unplug myself from a grotesque body-horror life-support mechanism in fear of not so much death than being 'offline from the world'. Does that sound familiar?
I finally broke the dream paralysis by screaming at the top of my lungs - in the dream, in reality I barely coughed waking up. So, I take a look around in the room and see two monitors staring at me, an abundance of cables lining the floor, felt really weird. Of course I ran to the internet first thing. This playlist was assembled to put my foul mood to some proactive use, plus give me something to do until I felt better. Listening to the full thing seems to have helped, so there you go, self-medicating for information globalism with the Heaviest of Metals.
01 - Shadow of the Beast - Intro
Here's the intro image from the game. The original tracker music is by Dave Whittaker, if you're interested. I love the synthetic flute, very melancholic.
02 - Obliveon - Cybervoid
"Face the void, prepare for the fight
Victimized by cruel megabytes"
03 - Protector - Nothing Has Changed
Well, this is a downer. Look at these guys,
"The buildings are made of gold
The sun shines bright
Out of a blue, a clear blue sky
The streets are clean
The people laugh
The animals are free
No hate, no one cries
No more distrust
No more disgust
And no more war
Peace forevermore
No industry pollutes the water
The sea is filled with movement and life
The governments scrap all their useless weapons
They are not bribable any longer
Everyone is happy
No more pain
But suddenly it's fading away
I wake up it's 12 o'clock
And I realize, nothing has changed. "
04 Osiris - Futurity (Something to Think About)
Oh, that's right, techno-thrash.
"Gazing into my crystal ball
It never seemed so dark before
The world is lost and lonely
Year 2011, twenty years from now
Will there be earth, will there be people?"
Actually to be more precise Osiris are a bit late to the modernist techno-thrash/progressive metal party. The height of this genre's potency was circa 1989-90. When the Soviet Union collapsed, signaling the end of the cold war, a lot of this paranoiac techno-thrash (and lots of metal in general) lost its raison d'etre. But for all we know Osiris were perfecting these songs for a couple of years before the record was released. Anyway, I'll write about techno-thrash in detail in some future post, somewhere.
05 - Abstrakt Algebra - Shadowplay
Speaking of direction-less '90s metal, here's a pleasant upset: Candlemass founder Leif Edling puts out a post-metal record in 1995 and it's great! The cover's worth looking at too, (especially if you fold it out). Back when this came out I didn't know what to make of it, I were as confused about the future of metal as everybody else. Romantic doom/death had happened, Black metal had happened, nothing new and as diligently romantic (as is the essence of metal) seemed to be ready to emerge so almost all of us pursued the precarious poisons of post-modernity... perhaps this was the future, you know?
"Taciturned teasers with tattooed tears
A play of shadows they give
A blindfolded sojourn from Shakespeare to Marx
Directions vague and obscene"
06 - Deathrow - Machinery
This is the absolute flagbearer of what is sometimes called techno-thrash (or less aptly, 'progressive thrash' or 'technical thrash' though my distinctions and reasoning on this will have to wait for a future playlist/essay). Germany, 1988, let's look at the lyrics.
"I am walking through the streets of my old town
Looking back on the days of my youth
There are factories in the fields where we used to play
Clouds of smoke hang in the sky and block out the sun
God bless this house, the car and the TV
Show us our idols in magazines
They build us prisons without any walls
Money rules we can't resist
Snakes of commercial TV
Decoy with their apples
False priests spit out their lies
Because God sells
If we don't pull ourselves out of this mud
Our children will have to pay for our sins
God bless this house, the car and the TV
Show us our idols in magazines
They build us prisons without any walls
Money rules we can't resist
We're just wheels in a great machinery"
07 - Socrates Drank the Conium - Breakdown
08 - Moahni Moahna - Tales of Xet Sof
My computer crashed while I was making the playlist so now you get the appropriate song to express this frustration. Here's the transcribed lyric,
"You only need to press this key, they said
So he did too bad, so sad, they gave him hell
Destructive instructions are easy to make
They are not constructive
Illusions, confusions breaking him down
What's the point in reading this book
Where's the one I trusted, he must die
Because he lied
Nothing happened whatsoever
Days were wasted, time was tight
Book of wisdom, none too clever
It's so wrong, but oh, so right
What's the point of reading this book
*customer support voice says something inaudible on right speaker*
Now he is older, trapped in a book
And he belongs there"
As you might have realized this is an epic Rainbow-esque song about Soft - Ware troubleshooting, a badly formatted manual, lying tech support and the inevitable fate of anyone who dabbles in computer science. Moahni Moahna are a band almost nobody knows about but they're hilarious and it's a shame. Radio's to blame."You only need to press this key, they said
So he did too bad, so sad, they gave him hell
Destructive instructions are easy to make
They are not constructive
Illusions, confusions breaking him down
What's the point in reading this book
Where's the one I trusted, he must die
Because he lied
Nothing happened whatsoever
Days were wasted, time was tight
Book of wisdom, none too clever
It's so wrong, but oh, so right
What's the point of reading this book
*customer support voice says something inaudible on right speaker*
Now he is older, trapped in a book
And he belongs there"
09 - Psycho Symphony - Silent Fall
10 - Paralysis - Arctic Sleep
And this techno-thrash band from the Netherlands ties the whole thing off leaving us exactly where we started. Only now, much wiser.
7 comments:
I object to the notion that anything I've ever said belongs in a cool internet blogosphere. I do not understand coolness, irony strikes me as something to do with shirts and trousers and I am finished with humour, it's cheap, never again!
...but thank you for having me :)
Helm, not understanding coolness is actually the coolest thing of all! Some sort of Zen state or something...
Friedrich Nietzsche would have never said such things >:(
Cool to find a genre i know nothing about. However, I find Socrates Drank the Conium to be really, really underwhelming. Maybe I missed something? And when i heard 'techno-thrash' i immediately thought those 4 or 5 records that Kreator put out in the 90s. I haven't heard these tech/thrash bands, but still, I apologize for that thought. (:
RSS, techno-thrash primer
Watchtower: Energetic Disassembly
& Control and Resistance
Sieges Even: Life Cycles
Coroner: Punishment for Decadence
Mekong Delta: Dances of Death
Deathrow: Deception Ignored
Depressive Age: First Depression
and of course
Metallica - ...And Justice For All
I'm forgetting a lot now but that stuff's timeless and will get you started.
The term originates with Watchtower. Calling other non-Watchtower bands 'techno-thrash' was a practice limited to European journalists, especially German ones who were particularly taken with the subgenre briefly in the late 80's. The term is unwieldy as it has nothing to do with techno electronic music but everything to do with technicality (and technocracy!). You will find a lot more mentions for bands such as these (along with Megace, Flaming Anger, Airdash, Dyoxen, Secrecy and many many more) as 'progressive thrash' in many record reviews especially in the metal archives. I find that term to be unhistorical because progressive metal evolved out of techno-thrash and this term seems to suggest the reverse. But words are words, just as long as we can communicate somewhat.
I'll write about techno-thrash properly... at some point. It's a big project to tackle.
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